UK – Posh 1

THEY LOVE WHEN YOU’RE WRONG.

DO YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES?

YOUR SPANISH WAS SHAKY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH.

>> Jimmy: OH, DO YOU?

OKAY.

>> BUT ONLY BECAUSE I’VE WORKED

THERE A LOT.

>> Jimmy: I SEE.

>> SO I STUDIED IT A BIT IN

SCHOOL.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO BOARDING

SCHOOL?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IT’S NOT SUCH A BIG

THING HERE, BOARDING SCHOOL.

IF YOU’RE BAD, YOU GO TO

BOARDING SCHOOL HERE.

YOUR PARENTS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF

YOU.

>> MAYBE THE SAME IS TRUE IN THE

UK AND I JUST DIDN’T KNOW.

>> Jimmy: WAS IT AN ALL-BOYS

SCHOOL?

>> YEAH, IT WAS.

IT WAS KINDA MIXED AND THEN IT

WAS ALL BOYS IN THE TEENAGE

YEARS.

>> Jimmy: I SEE.

JUST WHEN YOU WANT IT TO NOT BE

ALL BOYS.

>> YEAH.

I ALWAYS SAY BOARDING SCHOOL IS

LIKE A MIXTURE OF HARRY POTTER

AND THE GREAT ESCAPE.

>> Jimmy: OKAY.

>> WITHOUT THE MAGIC OR THE

SECOND WORLD WAR.

>> Jimmy: BUT BROOMSTICKS.

>> PLENTY OF BROOMSTICKS.

BUT THE FRIENDS I MADE ARE CLOSE

TO THIS DAY.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.

>> BECAUSE YOU’RE LUMPED IN

THERE TOGETHER AND YOU TRY TO

THINK OF CRAZY THINGS TO DO.

I REMEMBER, I WAS 8 OR 9, AND

YOU’RE IN DORMITORIES OF TEN

BOYS.

AND YOU’RE ALL KIDS.

SO IT’S LIKE, WHAT ARE WE GOING

TO DO TONIGHT?

WE’RE GOING TO DORM RAID.

WHICH MEANS, YOU GET YOUR

PILLOWS, AFTER LIGHTS OUT, GET

THE PILLOW AT THE END OF THE

CASE, MAKE IT A KIND OF CLUB,

AND GO AND START A HUGE PILLOW

FIGHT WITH THE NEXT DOOR

DORMITORY, AND THE WINNER IS

DETERMINED BY HOW MANY PILLOWS

YOU DESTROY.

BASICALLY.

>> Jimmy: I SEE.

YOU WANT TO DESTROY YOUR OWN

PILLOW?

>> YOU JUST WANT THERE TO BE

FEATHERS EVERYWHERE AND —

>> Jimmy: BLEEDING?

>> PREFERABLY.

YOU NEVER FORGET THOSE.

>> Jimmy: BOYS ARE THE WORST.

YOU SHOULDN’T PUT A BUNCH OF 8,

9-YEAR-OLD BOYS TOGETHER.

IT TURNS INTO “LORD OF THE

FLIES” IMMEDIATELY.

RIGHT?

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