UK – Glaswegian 1
It’s, ehm, it’s about three in the morning.
I woke up during the night, there.
Don’t know why I woke up but I thought, right, I’ll get up and get a wee drink of water,
I’ll go downstairs to the kitchen and get myself a wee drink of water.
Ehm, I came down here into the hall,
and I could see why it was that I woke up.
There’s a guy in my house.
I don’t think he’s a burglar.
I think he’s just… He’s just came in.
He’s just came into the house.
I sometimes leave my kitchen window open during the night just to freshen the place up a wee bit,
and I think he maybe got in that way, and, ehm,
you know, he’s not quite sure where he is. He’s no- Oh, he’s coming here.
He’s just a wee bit curious. He’s just having a wee look.
He’s just having a look. He’s in a strange place. This is-
I’m sure he’s as scared as I am.
That’s him away.
That’s him away. I think he just wanted a wee look.
He’s just curious.
He’s just curious. That’s him away.
That’s him away now.
[Sigh]
Wow.
Look who’s back.
Look.
It’s about quarter to four in the morning.
Ehm, I went back to bed, I got woke up again and I came down and, here he was.
Just came back for another wee look didn’t ya? Just came back for another wee loo-
[Rubbing noise]
He’s just- He’s just curious. Here we go.
Guess who’s back.
It’s about half five in the morning now.
I don’t know why he keeps coming back but I think he’s wanting me to reach out.
I’m gonna touch him. I’m gonna try and reach out.
Right, here he comes.
He’s just curious, he’s just- he’s- he’s- he’s as scared as I am.
He’s as scared as I am.
He’s- he’s as scared as I am.
Here we go.
There we go!
That’s all he wanted, just wants a wee touch.
[Startled monster noise]
Right, shut that window! Shut that window! Get that window shut!
UK – Glaswegian 2
you know what I’m used to speak Nalgene
Tina it’s funny you know what I’m used
to speaking Peru it’s Bonnie
you know what lie me to speak Mexico
Spanish it
that’s what lime is the speaking there’s
oh no Portuguese
they speak Portuguese in Brazil Rizzo on
Argentina pretty much too long but if
you put a guy if it is owned and I
remember I gave Argentina one would need
or don’t wanna be store number it
wouldn’t start for you can we talk CVL
go on holiday in Brazil you want it’s
miles away see you aim for a moon and
the way I push the food on your table on
your money see Thanks don’t you see
gracias a Spanish si obrigado Portuguese
Portuguese blue see if you have a
fainter 7-eleven for a small office the
modern nations Brazil serum Brazeau
speak Portuguese I’ve been a boy you
should see no feces
they’re not always smarter than your son
did you know if you go at the bookies
you put a bet on a horse and you end you
know let last opinion this is not native
every sober Hey you’d have to pay you
love to pay a penis a law don’t have to
pay you better did that mean well sure
it’d be our business in a week when they
even if I fell I bet on up a place it
doesn’t pay you a sheep
see if you’re ever on a pop toilet and
you’re using the horn dryer I was like I
read behind your neck you breathing down
your neck
I’m go first and office to see if you
don’t you end up just rushing and you
walk you’re Delvian horns always go
first well I’m not sure then you can get
your enjoy nation trailer the place
there sale I’m Aldo user horn turns my
cell I just used a paperback so avoid
all day he was Russian and I mentioned
to her me like Tamela I was actually be
smartass not always small arson here so
oh yeah that amazed me yeah well I’m is
sharing this beam bezel
UK – Glaswegian 3
when you there are life set of techno or
your D gene and a club or a venue you’re
not just there it’ll not press play and
walk away you’re there to take them on a
journey your you better gave them your
in charger when they dance when they’re
doing when they cello a bit or when they
get all excited for that beg drop
there’s a few techniques of holiday that
a common one as the high pass for which
sounds like this the crowd go wild for
that but what I recommend is you keep it
going for a wee bit longer just to set
yourself apart for everybody else like
this and do that did up with them no no
no I showed you you start to see the
kögel down there for really whales that
I don’t just don’t laughing stop
laughing cousin or yes I am getting
pissed off you see it so long she needs
water we stole your girl in Estonian
Sonya grunts remember your charge
remember they’ve paid to see you
Bigfoot’s ecstasy use your no-good
seconds to see them Dueling champ oh you
you’ll start getting people
booing boo them raised by pests after
real if I start makeup I’m in charge
just alternate stone your garden spawn
your green remember use the sage one of
these ensemble your name use Sonya
but remember the most important thing is
to have fun if you’re having fun they
all have fun
senior having fun
[Music]
UK – Glaswegian 5
oh hey
all right
you lost
lost
Namie Cheers sousou-dono you’re in here
I’m all just passing through
setting
your bag up put bang
I
ha I said ah top
huh I only messing much she can be off
for stuff and for know this opinion oh
yeah are you really mess Anna no gonna
sit out what create a life
he’s a
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don’t me k
now yummy he’s
a laptop
tell you what how about you
something elf are we wouldn’t a laptop
Oh what nothing
I’m your team hung up that pop now I’ve
got four Nahor and all your help me what
I know you’re home okay what year a
marine will be home today but you’re
then robbing people robbing and my stuff
is important to them known how much that
will hotline but no Karen I think all
the way you can love a nice because
people have hot you but it then they can
so why should you like your men now take
a laptop take your phone and I can also
play some bit talked is tell me how
you’re gonna dismiss you never know may
just help you
all right
we’re loose separate five year go I had
that’s beg for my step that hey can i
scope she got off his brother that’s
what i carrying iron who gets out but
natural born like I’m still flowy Breck
sure second earning my China weekend one
brand you then after our three or four
minutes
UK – Glaswegian 7
i’m doing here at the bbc building
bbc scotland building just been thinking
about
like how my life’s turned just how happy
i’m that
how my life’s turned getting to make
this getting to the audience and
um just how lucky i’m just being ups and
dunes and things like that but
the way evidence turned out i’m just i’m
just so grateful just so lucky
just i’ve had a good life is what i’m
trying to say if
i was to get hit by a bus tomorrow i
would want my son to watch this video
and know that i had i had a good life
had a good life
so just one single just a wee thing it’s
nothing really
i wish i could do this
i wish i could whistle like that loud as
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without using my fingers because that
wasn’t me doing it though i was taking
the sound to me then this
and then putting that sound there me
going like
which is what you’ve got today with your
face your tongue or something when you
did that whistle
i don’t know why i wanted it i don’t
know it’s just like when i was wee
i would see older guys then and it
looked like the sort of thing you could
only dave you’re a man
yeah frank frank
he kind of healed me hold on
i’d love to be able to love to be able
to dinner
but for the good life for the good life
and i can do this you know that’s good
i can stop taxis i’ve stopped taxis then
balwan saw a guy go ah
stopped a bus
and both had a good life good life