It’s, ehm, it’s about three in the morning.
I woke up during the night, there.
Don’t know why I woke up but I thought, right, I’ll get up and get a wee drink of water,
I’ll go downstairs to the kitchen and get myself a wee drink of water.
Ehm, I came down here into the hall,
and I could see why it was that I woke up.
There’s a guy in my house.
I don’t think he’s a burglar.
I think he’s just… He’s just came in.
He’s just came into the house.
I sometimes leave my kitchen window open during the night just to freshen the place up a wee bit,
and I think he maybe got in that way, and, ehm,
you know, he’s not quite sure where he is. He’s no- Oh, he’s coming here.
He’s just a wee bit curious. He’s just having a wee look.
He’s just having a look. He’s in a strange place. This is-
I’m sure he’s as scared as I am.
That’s him away.
That’s him away. I think he just wanted a wee look.
He’s just curious.
He’s just curious. That’s him away.
That’s him away now.
Look who’s back.
It’s about quarter to four in the morning.
Ehm, I went back to bed, I got woke up again and I came down and, here he was.
Just came back for another wee look didn’t ya? Just came back for another wee loo-
He’s just- He’s just curious. Here we go.
Guess who’s back.
It’s about half five in the morning now.
I don’t know why he keeps coming back but I think he’s wanting me to reach out.
I’m gonna touch him. I’m gonna try and reach out.
Right, here he comes.
He’s just curious, he’s just- he’s- he’s- he’s as scared as I am.
He’s as scared as I am.
He’s- he’s as scared as I am.
Here we go.
There we go!
That’s all he wanted, just wants a wee touch.
[Startled monster noise]
Right, shut that window! Shut that window! Get that window shut!
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like how my life’s turned just how happy
how my life’s turned getting to make
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dunes and things like that but
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just so grateful just so lucky
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