I’ve heard that you have a hole in your head from one of your stunts. Is that true?
Well I was doing a Yugoslavia jump on the tree yeah and their tree break, huh, then I try to prep my mother tree you break.. break.. break.. break.. and the Yugoslav cameraman was holding a camera like this
yeah if he put down a camera just push
me a little bit yeah I think I would be
safe right who went when he see my four
he put let the camera run away I was so
lucky I know how to floor yeah I fall
like this boom yeah on Andy yes if I
fall I did yeah gone gone that’s not
full like this right just just tiny
punch boom then I get out my backpack
the bottom yeah if a hat that I think
I’m dying right if you head first but
you make sure the head hit second okay
then is your injury I don’t know I get
up they said don’t get up then I then
sat on there I hear my ear poo the blood
comes out Oh Dan done and the hose here
you had a hole in your head two finger
two fingers yeah take these two fingers
I’m Bo I’m bowling with Jackie Chan
oh my god yes yes yes yes yes open like
this like yeah and take the bow bow bow
put the prostate I don’t know probably
put the prostate in L glass plastic
throw plastic I’m sorry have a second
says Yugoslavian doctor
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cow you gotta get closer next time you
gotta get closer so that I’m really
ready to go anyway that but you’re okay
now that they put bone in there is some
plastic you’re okay yeah I’m okay no
just when I hear some hi hi boys
my hear my ears get hurt then what are
you doing on this show I’ve got the most
annoying poisoned television nice
audience yes they’re very nice
you
you
why haven’t we seen more of you two
together it’s a pairing it really is
it’s a match made in heaven
no Jackie Chan yes Jeff Chan yeah
I haven’t done that once I’m very good
my hands I’m going Jackie Chan I’m not
doing it because is it true that
everyone just goes Jackie Chan yeah I
really hate that yeah whatever I going
on you’re of America especially the
father bear children yeah why why nobody
see Robert DeNiro there’s a Robert De
Niro Wow
Dustin Hoffman one day one day I hope
people wow that’s a Jackie Chan I’m
trying I’m trying to respect myself
you just come from the the Cannes Film
Festival yeah
do you enjoy things like that are they
fun or is it just that business the
whole thing but those big events the
coral the you know potatoes red carpet
things and do you enjoy them do you like
doing no no I can’t do any of that I’m
really calm but I’ve seen you I did go
well have you want a red carpet I don’t
think so
no have you see you show up at things
not much to be honest but you’ve done
posh things you you’ve mixed with what
you’ve met the Queen haven’t you I have
met the Queen yes I have a queen Adam I
think it was a one of those receptions
for people in the arts you should have
been there yeah I’m well you know what I
was amazed at with the Queen she’s very
tiny which is something for me today cuz
I’m quite short and she moves as if on
rollerblades that there’s no actual
walking see I don’t know what’s going on
under there hands to where you are the
group where you are for a start you have
to you have to tussle with that whole
idea of will you curtsy wait your coats
will you curtsy and I decided before no
look curtseying it’s no I’m not going to
bow down before right I’m not going to
and then immediately you do
you revolting and then of me I mean and
then and then the Queen says a smoke
there was a group of that four of us
around her and she says a very small
thing you know so are you enjoying the
evening and everybody goes like this
like eager to please don’t want to be
beheaded or something I’m sure my
singlet she’s a great comedian or
something
in Hong Kong I remember and a long long
time ago my my English so bad in that
time I remember when Queen raised your
hand you use your hand otherwise you’re
standing here blah blah blah blah blah
and you write what your royal highness
yes yeah yeah I didn’t have the room
you’re right highness your highness
Dennis what we playing around
Oh Queens come in please come in here
then I see the Queen stop stop stop
so quick okay then when she come with
your area immediately
you immediately bow
she stands still standing there people
Oh
she keep talking to me my hat is empty
she talking about
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of course I’m so happy just tending here
more than like a three minute five
minutes but I just don’t come with me
talk to me anymore
answer back I’m sorry did the Queen go
Chucky jack
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you
your body your body has gone through a
lot over the years is there anything
that you haven’t broken week I got a
chart we made this up
you’ve broken everything on you not that
mostly people are jacking you breaking
every bone in your body and not everyone
but I can say every inch from the hat to
my toes scratch blues
yes but pong little bit like I have a
hole in my head a little bit
that’s a hope for your finger oh hell no
never hold a card pack broken broken
he’s gone jaws a chick broken broken
broken crack crack crack crack
we’re broken broke broken angle or more
just not everything broken but square
yeah yeah but what can you do in the old
day when Hong Kong we are not enough
money to do two to have special effect
or computer work graphic I don’t know oh
we just jump to the building jump jump
to the car job oh yeah
I remember I tell the story many times
ago I remember one day I am meeting with
a Steven Spielberg Wow Steven Spielberg
one how can I start the conversation
then I Steven Spielberg for me he’s a
god you know all the movie he made and I
was sitting in the the the the meeting
room the door was open
he coming he’s just working I said Wow
big fan big fan and I have a question
what question how can you make the
dinosaur human with the camera move the
camera doesn’t move okay okay you can
stop the camera now you can frame by
frame but move is difficult jack is so
easy no computers I just do this do this
can I ask you a question I said what how
you jump from here to there as a more
easy rolling action John Hospital
the button the button for me so
difficult the button for me you give me
a machine ur cannery I don’t know which
button but job easy will Qatar unlike
Iran I really do